When I was a high school we had a horrible, grumpy science teacher called Mr Fendley. Mr Fendley didn’t think girls should learn science and I was all too happy to co-operate with a teacher who preferred me to sit in the back of the class day-dreaming than working.
Result? While I topped the state in English, I got 2/100 for my last high school science exam. I recall looking at the paper, casually ticking a couple of multiple choice questions, then strolling nonchalantly out of the room, knowing it would be a completely wasted effort to continue.
I’ve tried to make up for it since, but I fear I have not caught up sufficiently to be able to do justice to the next GAC 2012 speaker, physicist, Laurence Krauss.
I was really looking forward to Krauss’s speech on how the universe could have just ‘appeared’ from nothing. I imagined my next debate with a fundamentalist.
“So,” they sneer, “how did the universe just ‘pop up’ out of nothing?”
And I’d look sickeningly superior and say, “Well, let me tell you ….”
Alas, I fear, that’s another fantasy I’ll never fulfill (that and bonking George Clooney or winning the Grand National like Velvet Brown).
I did try to be attentive. It’s not that he wasn’t interesting and engaging but by the time we got half way through my head was swimming and I’m afraid I rather nodded off.
I can remember thinking, as my chin hit my chest, “I’ll just have to buy the book.”
And that may have to be my advice to you, gentle reader! I’m sure it’s a very good book, and I will be buying it myself.
It’s called, A Universe from Nothing.
But, I will not wimp out completely, I will try to give you some idea about what this fascinating (but ultimately soporofic) speech was all about.
The important point is that we now know enough about the physics of the universe to say that, theoretically, it is possible for a universe to pop into existence from nothing.
I take it this is roughly equivalent to me peering into the fridge at the end of the week and managing to produce dinner for two out of a couple of stale bits of cheese, a couple of glasses of cask wine, a slightly brown bit of ageing garlic, and a six day old bit of left-over French baguette.
Krauss promised to talk about this ‘complex subject’ in a way that even Cardinal Pell would understand. Either he didn’t succeed or my IQ has dropped alarmingly since I was last tested – I was sure I was at least a little smarter than Pell!
(Krauss did comment that Pell was unique among men, having never thought deeply about anything in his life.)
OK, OK, Lawrence, I’ll buy the bloody book and I’ll think until there’s steam emanating from every orifice to make amends for falling asleep during your speech! OK?
Krauss explained that there are three different theories on what ‘shape’ the universe could be: Open (i.e. able to expand outward forever), Closed (i.e. able to expand but then prone to contract into a ‘big crunch’), or Flat (in which the expansion will, eventually, slow down*).
Krauss said.we live in a flat universe and this knowledge provides us with the first inkling that something can come from nothing.
Seventy per cent of the energy of the universe, said Krauss, resides in nothing. They know this by weighing the universe.
Now, don’t ask me how they do that, but apparently they can, and when they find that the universe weighs a whole lot less than it should, .they know that 70 per cent is hiding away over there in ‘nothing’. If only I could do that with 70 per cent of my weight – I could have appeared at the GAC 2012 dinner as a svelte size 10!
“Chrys! What happened to all that weight you were carrying?”
“Oh that? I lost it.”
“Well, good on you!”
“Oh, it was nothing!”
I’d love to tell you that I understand how this all works, but Lawrence has a booby-trap in every corner.
“If someone tells you they understand it,” he says, “they’re lying.”
Well, I’m telling you I don’t understand it, and I can assure you I’m definitely not lying!
The key point seemed to be that empty space – nothing – has energy. (Which is a lot more than I can say for me after three days at GAC 2012!)
We know from experiments that if you create a vacuum ‘virtual’ particles tend to pop in and out so fast you can’t see them, but they can be detected. (Please! Don’t ask me how!)
If you apply gravity, says Krauss, those particles can appear and stay with impunity.
The key point here seems to be that ‘nothing’ is unstable.
So somehow – perhaps in the same way that Adriana Zumbo makes that impossible croquembouche on Masterchef – combining gravity and quantum mechanics and mixing well allows space itself to appear from nothing. Smear on a little icing and you can have your very own universe for tea!
But, if you want to be very clever, add some quantum fluctuation and voila! You will have both space and time! Hardly more difficult than tempering chocolate, I would think.
That thundering sound you just heard is hoards of physicists leaving this blog in droves.
My abject apologies to Professor Krauss. I really was interested and just think, my inability to explain your speech coherently means that many more people will have to buy your book and make you even richer. I really think I deserve some credit for that!
What’s that, Professor? 2/100 for the effort? Well, it’s not like I’m unaccustomed to that kind of result for my efforts in science.
*That’s what I have in my notes, but later he said the expansion was speeding up, not slowing down. Oh dear! My head hurts. Quick, someone pass me another wine!